Post by FrodoFreak87 on Aug 5, 2005 22:43:02 GMT -5
Here's something my friend e-mailed to me, I thought it was funny and that you guys may get a kick out of it.
In Honor of Stupid People...
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
========================
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
=====================
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
=====================
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
=======================
On Tesco's Tiramisu
dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
========================
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after
heating."
(and you thought?
...)
====================
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
====================
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those
bulldozers.)
=====================
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this
because???....)
======================
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
(as opposed to what?)
=======================
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
=====================
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
=======================
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet,
eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
=======================
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)
In Honor of Stupid People...
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
========================
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
=====================
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
=====================
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
=======================
On Tesco's Tiramisu
dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
========================
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after
heating."
(and you thought?
...)====================
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
====================
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those
bulldozers.)
=====================
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this
because???....)
======================
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
(as opposed to what?)
=======================
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
=====================
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
=======================
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet,
eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
=======================
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)
